You Know You’re In A African-American Church
You know that you are in a African-American if.
Its 2;15 and you are still in church service.
The collection tray has been pass around five times.
There is a building fun offering, but nothing has been built in 45 years.
The pastor decides that the church should stop having all the--
annual days [Women day, men day, etc] ....except pastor anniversary.
Church service is supposed to start at 10;45, you arrive at 11:30 and you are still on time for devotion.
Wow'' its Easter Sunday' and there are no parking places and no where to sit in church. Then you are sitting behind some elderly lady who is wearing the biggest ugliest hat you have every seen, That what make you know that you are in a African-- American Church.