If you want to be in the doghouse Christmas this year purchase the wrong Christmas present. There are some things that you just don’t give your significant other.

Men do not buy your lady cookware, household products, sexy underwear, and cookbooks or cheap perfume; those will land you in the dog house for a long time.

Ladies on the other hand please leave the soap on a rope in the store. Please no neckties, socks, bathrobes, underwear, ugly shirts, and toiletries. Ladies just like you; we don’t want cookbooks, cookware or household products either.