Apparently, one Alabama man heard he was a dog enough in his life and actually thought he was one because he was caught having sex with his wife's pooch.

According to, a recording device provided proof that 39-year-old Jonathan Edward Medley was molesting his wife's male Shih Tzu. His wife, who is accused of paying more attention to the dog than to her husband, actually thought he was having an affair with another woman.

Well, Medley may not have been with another woman, but I'm almost certain his wife would have preferred another woman over her dog. If it was another woman, you could question yourself and wonder what you did or didn't do.  If it was another woman, you could even blame it on him "just being a man." If it was another woman, you MIGHT even be able to blame it on the woman. Perhaps she seduced him.

But a dog? A dog? A DOG? There is nothing else to blame.  You just have to accept the fact that you're married to a deranged person! I mean, that's one sick -------! Poor lady.  If it was me, I'd have to pick up and move.