”When Grandma Goes To Court”

Lawyers should never ask a southern grandma a question if they are not prepared for the answer.                                                                                                                       In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney call his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked,Mrs Marry do you know me? She said yes, I do know you, I've  known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their back. The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, He ask the grandma do you know the defense attorney? 'Why yes I do she replied--I've known him since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.