This is the Definitive Ranking of the Best Ranch Dressing in Tuscaloosa

If loving ranch dressing is wrong, I don't want to be right. You can come at me with all this RANCH IS A TRASHY CONDIMENT you want, but I refuse to entertain any argument that dares to defame the name of my sweet, savory love.

Ranch slaps. Is it my #1 go-to favorite condiment? No. But is it delicious on fries, pizza, and basically everything it touches? As the Kool-Aid Man would say, OOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAHHHH!

As Tuscaloosa's premiere ranch aficionado, I thought I'd rank our ranch options in the City of Champions. This, obviously, is my opinion, so feel free to fight with me in the comments. Y'all ready? Grab some cheese fries, and let's do this.