You get shot several times and live, but you don't report the shooting to the authorities.
Sounds crazy, right?

But that's exactly what happened with former state representative James Thomas. Thomas is said to have been shot inside his vehicle on Aug. 5. He has recovered, but the shooting was never reported to police.

*insert side eye*

Anybody else hear the movie line "Do NOT call the police" in your head? We're not really the ones to cause speculation (like saying that really means anything), but uhhh...

You should've reported it, sir. Now, you REALLY have to walk the straight and narrow because everybody's watching. Full story.