Drivers on this Tuscaloosa Street Deserve Coal this Year
.I’ve had it. Some of you that drive on McFarland Boulevard need your license taken away. Like, seriously, I’m not even kidding.
Yesterday evening while I am singing along with Nick 97.5, “Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh, Over the fields we go, laughing all the way.” I couldn’t even get through Jingle Bells without almost getting sideswiped.
Do! You! Hear! Me! … SIDE SWIPED! [I’m rolling my eyes hours later]
I was ticked off. The person driving had NO CLUE. Luckily, I’m a good driver. Daddy always taught me to drive for the other drivers. So, I was able to get out of her way quickly.
I've decided she is getting coal in her Christmas stocking.
I’m this close to road rage. I had enough of the horrible drivers on McFarland Boulevard. You better be glad I’m in the Christmas spirit right now. But, come the first of the year, I don’t know.
So, we meet up at the light. Guess what ole’ side swiping Ms. Thang was doing. Staring at her cell phone, texting, scrolling, or trolling, who knows? I wanted her to see me ROLL MY EYES at her. Trust me; I was going to be very dramatic with it too. I’m talking about movie scene quality.
Thinking about it, I’m not sure what satisfaction that would have given me. But, just bear with me, I wanted to do it.
But she didn’t look up, so I will never know.
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