Scary

This is the absolute worst story I have ever reported. I love Alabama. ROLL TIDE! Sweeeeeeeeeeeet HOME Alabama!!! However, what is with all the snake stories involving them inside with folks? This is enough of this stuff.

No, no, no, no, NO! This columnist could live the rest of my life without being made aware of another story about spiders. I know I'm not the only person living in Tuscaloosa, Alabama with a deep hatred of spiders (and many other critters) that I will never get over. Very few people love spiders.

Spiders. Snakes. Cockroaches that fly. Welcome to Alabama. And Florida, Georgia and pretty much the entire South. I love the south but hate the critters, I must admit.

As if it the movie Jaws didn't already scare us enough to go out into shark-infested waters, this weekend's events has us second-guessing if we should ever go into an ocean again!

Life has imitated art for one girl.