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Northport Man Savagely Attacked By Angry Group Of Birds
Northport, Alabama used to be so peaceful. I AM THAT MAN BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY ANGRY BIRDS! Please, I know about that stupid video game. It all started sweet and innocent a couple months ago, right outside my door. A bird or two began building a nest. How sweet.