You Know You’re Im A African-American Church If
1-It's 2:15 and you are still in church services 2- The collection tray has been passed around at least five times 3- There is a building fund offering, but nothing has been built in the last 50 years 4-The pastor decides that the church should stop having all the annual days [Women day, Men's day, etc]..........except Pastor's anniversary. 5-Church services is supposed to start at 10:45, you arrive at 11:30 you are in time for devotion. 6- At every church dinner somebody always has to 'take a plate home, and they didn't bring anything. 7-It's Easter Sunday and there are no parking places and no where to sit in church. 8-Sombody wants change from the collection tray. 9-Someone complains every communion Sunday that they serve grape juice instead of wine. 10-You are sitting behind some elderly lady who is wearing the biggest, ugliest hat you have ever seen.