Witch one is confused? A preacher said to a farmer, Do you belong to the Christian family? No said the farmer, they live two farms down the road. I mean are you lost? said the preacher, No said the farmer i've been here thirty years''. I mean are you ready for the judgement day said the preacher'' when is it ask the farmer? It could be tomorrow, or  even today.'' Well, say's the farmer when you find out for sure when it is, let me know. My wife will probably want to go.