A preacher said to a farmer, ''Do you belong to the christian family'' No said the farmer, they live two farms down the road. I mean are you lost ask the preacher? ''No,I've been here thirty years or more''. I mean are you ready for the judgment day? When is it? the farmer asked?

The preacher replied'' It could be tomorrow, or even today'' Well when you find out for sure when it is, let me know. My wife will probably want to go.