I am getting old God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I’m older......here's what I’ve discovered; I started out with nothing....I still have most of it. 'NOTHING''!

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.  Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.  I found out; it is easier to get older than it is to get wiser, the first rule of holes if you are in one, STOP DIGGING.