It kinda goes without saying that I've maintained quite a thirst for knowledge for most of my life. One of my favorite TV shows is actually "Jeopardy." However, I've never seen anything like what happened the other day.

Let me back up and say this: I was a bit of a nerd as a child. I mean, I always had social skills and made friends easily, but it was nothing for me to forego an event in favor of reading a book. I remember mentioning to my cousin (who shall remain nameless) that I enjoyed watching "Jeopardy," and his response was that he'd rather read a book, as if that was a bad thing!

Anyway, a few days ago, the show ended with no one winning! This means for the next show, there would be no returning champion. (Alex Trebek almost looks like he's going to pass out!)

Man, let me quit playing and get on one of these game shows with all of my useless knowledge. I mean, how bad can I mess up? At the very least, I can win some money and then bet absolutely NOTHING in Final Jeopardy.