Getting Older

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the  difference.

Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered. I started out with nothing; I  still have most  of it. My body is falling apart. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. The first rule of holes: if you are in one, stop digging.