God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.Now that I'm older....I still discovered; I started out with nothing....I still have most of it.

I finally got my head together, now my body is  falling apart.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

All reports are in. Life is now officially>>>>unfair.

If all is not lost, where is it? It is easier to get older than it is to get    wiser.

Remember the first rule of holes; If you are in one, Stop Digging.