Getting Old

God grant me the senility to forget the poeple I never liked anyway, the good fortuune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that i'm older----here's what I've discovered. I started out with nothing and I still have most. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran? I finally got my head together, now my body is funny. I don't remember being absent minded.

All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair. If all is not lost, where is it? It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

And the first rule of holes - if you are in one, stop digging.