spectacular that your mind reels at the thought of ever having existed without it. Such is the case with yesterday's culinary revelation: ladies and gentlemen, meet the
Krispy Kreme Hot Dog.

Yes. Your eyes do not deceive you. That is, in fact, a hot dog on a Krispy Kreme Donut Bun.

And it is topped with bacon.

And raspberry jam.

What mere mortal dared to dream of such greatness? Whose mind was content to soar among the greasy, glorious clouds of trans fat heaven?

The hot dog is available in Wilmington, Delaware, the home of the minor league Wilmington Blue Rocks. Anyone up for a road trip?